Sex Advice: Volume 1
After reading an article this morning over at Slate Magazine titled Porn vs. Prostitution, here’s my advice for any would-be senators, governors, mayors or anyone embarking on a career in politics: If and when the time comes that you do solicit a prostitute, make sure that she doesn’t mind an audience. By “audience”, I mean cameraman.
The trick here is to film your exploits then sell your videos. If anyone questions your actions, just say you did it for artistic expression and that you have movies to back up these actions.
March 15, 2008 - early afternoon
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